HEROES 3.03 CAPSLOCK POST!

[rogueslayer452]

OKAY, THIS WAS MUCH BETTER THAN THE PREMIERE. MUCH MUCH BETTER.

THIS WAS DIRECTED BY SERGIO MIMICA-GEZZAN WHO DID EPISODES OF BSG AS WELL AS TERMINATOR:TSCC. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF AN EPISODE WAS DIRECTED BY RONALD MOORE? OR JOSS WHEDON? OMG THE EPICNESS OF THAT WOULD BE GREAT AND MAKE HEROES EVEN BETTER AND PERHAPS EASE MY THOUGHTS ON SOME THINGS.

BUT THIS EPISODE = YAYNESS.

HRG AND SYLAR, WORKING TOGETHER. IT'S LIKE A CRACK!PARTNERSHIP. HRG IS TOTALLY NOT LIKING IT, AND SYLAR IS TOTALLY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT. HEE!

"A PSYCHOPATH HUNTING THE PSYCHOPATHS" Y HALLO THAR DEXTER, HAO U B?

SYLAR SUITING UP = AWESOME, AMIRITE?!

"YOU LIKE DECAF, DON'T YOU NOAH?" OMG BRILLIANT DELIVERY! AND HRG LOOKED HALFWAY IMPRESSED AND CONFUSEDA AND EVEN FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

CLAIRE-BEAR IS FINALLY GETTING IN ON THE ACTION! WANTS TO FIGHT! WANTS TO GET REVENGE! YAYAYAY! GO TEAM UP WITH ELLE GIRL! YOU TWO NEED TO TEAMUP LIKE, NOW M'KAYS? I LIKED FIRESTARTER!MOMMY PUSHING CLAIRE, OF COURSE Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT WHEN CLAIRE SETS HER MIND TO SOMETHING SHE DOES IT. SHE WANTS TO GET SYLAR, SHE WANTS TO FIGHT. THAT'S HOW IT IS, YO. BUT THAT WHOLE SCENE IN THE ENCLOSED SPACE - OMG THAT WAS INTENSE AND KINDA AWESOME.

HIRO AND ANDO AND DAPHNE = COMEDIC TRIO, Y/Y?? THAT WHOLE THING WITH CHAPLIN WAS FUNNY.

Y'ALL, THE WOMAN THE HAITIAN WAS MEETING WITH = SENDHIL'S WIFE. FO'SRS. :D :D :D

MATT'S DESTINY/QUEST THING. THERE WAS ARTWORK OF HIS LIFE ON ROCKS? OKKKKAYYY. STILL WAITING FOR THE MATT/MOHINDER/MOLLY REUNION BUT, WHATEV.

SYLAR BEING A PETRELLI = NOT AS BAD AS PPL THINK. I KINDA LIKE IT. MAKES SENSE. PETER AND SYLAR, ONE IN THE SAME.

...BUT WHAT ABOUT NATHAN? AND CLAIRE? OMG AND WHAT ABOUT THEIR FATHER, WHOEVER HE IS?

ANGELA FEEDING THAT WOMAN TO SYLAR? IS THAT RIGHT? HOLY FUCK, SHE'S ONE ICE BITCH. AND I LOVE HER FOR IT. SHE WANTS ALL THE BEST TO CONTAIN AND RESTRAIN AND CONTROL "GABRIEL". I'M TOTALLY LOVING THIS SADISTICNESS OF THIS STORYLINE.

AND NOT!NIKI BECAUSE REAL!NIKI IS DEAD, AND TRACEY IS REALLY TRACEY BUT IS "CREATED" BY THIS ZIMMERMAN DUDE....SHE'S TOTALLY A CYLON. A CYLON THAT CAN FREEZE THINGS.

LET IT BE REVEALED THAT MOHINDER IS THE FINAL CYLON (WHICH HE TOTES IS) AND THE WORLD WILL BE SAVED AND I'LL BE HAPPIER THAN HAPPY!

POOR WEEVIL. HE GOT SYLAR'D.

PRESENT!PETER MEETING FUTURE!PETER, AND THEY GO OFF INTO TEH FUTURE TOGETHER. THE SLASHERS ARE GONNA HAVE A BLAST WITH THAT.

EVERYONE'S A MOTHERFRAKKING PETRELLI!!! JUST SAYING.

YAY FOR THE RETURN OF THE MOMOLOGUES! I MISSED YOU MAH BB VOICEOVER NARRATIONS!

OMGS THEORY Y'ALL: MOHINDER CREATED THAT FORMULA TO GIVE PEOPLE POWERS BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE JUST DID IN THE PREMIERE. THAT IS THE GODDAMN THING. AND IF NOT THEN KRING HAS MORE S'PLAINING TO DO.

LOL @ THE PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK.

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[ladypandora16.livejournal.com]

YEAH, PETER'LL HAVE LIKE FIVE CHILDREN OR SOMETHING, CLAIRE AND ELLE ARE RELATED SOMEHOW AND ARE ADAM MONROE'S GREAT-GREAT-INFINITY-WHATEVER GRANDCHILDEN (ALL THE HEROES ARE ADAM'S GREAT-WHATEVER GRANDCHILDEN AND KIN, FO'RLS) BECAUSE ANGELA LIKES GETTING IT ON....IT'S LIKE A HEROES!ORGY OF CRACKINESS. OMGOMG.

Hah!!!! Love it! Adam's name = total foreshadowing, mkay?

*reads excerpt from the Heroes!Bible* And then God created Adam. And Adam got it on. He got down and dirty. He got busy. He hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing. A lot.

I now have this image of Adam traveling the world, planning revenge (cause the world is a mess and he just needs to rule it!) and sexing up everyone. Sowing his 'special' seed. World domination via sheer numbers, ftw.
Can see it now-- Random hero: I will stop you! Adam: I'm your grandfather. *bitchslaps* Go to your room.

That would mean Hiro stole his great times a bajillion grandfather's woman! Gasp! The drama! Hiro the homewrecker! Get them on Springer!

And omg the inbreeding! Everyone is getting in on with their relative! It's Munroe-cest!

Lol Maybe Adam plays Six Degrees of Me while he's all waiting to not be buried underground anymore!