Lords of Kobol, hear my prayer...

Background

I've been reading Tarot for a number of years now. My interest started when I was ~9 years old, and then I started seriously practicing during college. I got back into it after a break in the late 2010's, and started charging for my readings in the midst of lockdown (per the pressure of my friends and family, who thought I should be).

When I found out I was going to be laid off from my day-job, I applied to reserve the table at the shop I do drop-ins at now, and that's been my main hub in finding new clients. I tried Instagram for a bit, but I had some very disturbing experiences giving the public access to my inbox, and Instagram was also going through a rash of scammers/fake doppleganger accounts, and I wanted none of that. I hate Meta to begin with, so I was motivated to find other outlets where I had a bit more control of my account's identity.

Business Info

• The Urban Village Witch (official business website)


• SoulFood CoffeeHouse (the shop where I take drop-ins)


• My appointment-booking page


• My business email: theurbanvillagewitch [at] proton [dot] me

Services I provide

• Life coaching


• Spiritual mentorship


• Talk/vent sessions


• Tarot readings


• Lenormand readings (French cartomancy tradition)


• Kipperkarten readings (German cartomancy tradition)


• Playing-card readings

Pricing

• First appointment: PWYW (pay what you want)


• Repeat appointments: $2.55 USD/minute for up to an hour


Payment options: Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, credit card (via Square).

Mode of operations

Most of my appointments are in-person and limited to the Greater Seattle Area, because I don't drive and my transportation options are limited. If you are not in the service area, I will gladly do readings over email. First-time clients will still be PWYW, and readings for repeat clients will have an agreed-upon price beforehand, based on the current pricing structure. You will receive attached photos of the cards that were drawn, as well as an in-depth explanation of the meanings and how I arrived at that conclusion. Feedback and follow-up questions per draw are ALWAYS WELCOME!

Important Disclaimers (please read)

For legal reasons, I must disclose that my services are for entertainment purposes only. I'm just an ear and a third party, and I am not licensed to provide professional advice or counseling. My services are not to be taken as an alternatives to professional, licensed advisory from a lawyer, accountant, doctor, psychiatrist, counselor, social worker, provider of government-funded services, etc. If you are having an emergency, please call 911 for emergencies in the United States, or your equivalent emergency number in your country. If you are having a mental health crisis, please contact 988 to reach the Suicide & Crisis Hotline in the United States, or the equivalent crisis hotline in your country. All correspondence between the reader and the client is confidential.

Still have questions?

Comment on this journal or contact me at the business email listed above!

Thank you!