WHY IS THIS NOT REAL?

[rogueslayer452]

"I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying Grace. Don't ask! You'll never know what I'm talking about!"

A PRODUCT THAT COULD VERY WELL BE QUENTIN TARANTIO AND ROBERT RODRIQUEZ'S LOVECHILD, BRINGING THE LULZ AND EPICNESS. OH, AND TRICIA MOTHERFRAKKIN' HELFER BRINGING SEXY TO THE PARTY. AS USUAL.

STILL, Y U NO REAL? I WOULD BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT LIKE, WHOA.

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Comments

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

That has to be the coolest video EVER! Loved the chupacabra part.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

THAT AND THE "GLORIFIED THAT FINE ASS" LINE, WHICH MADE ME LOL SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW IT. XD

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[http://users.livejournal.com/sapphirestar_/]

WHY IS THIS NOT AN ACTUAL MOVIE FUCK MY LIFE

saw this a week or so ago, and totes loved it. i mean, a badass thing like this is amazing already, but with tricia helfer being all sexy and kickass? oh my god gimme gimme gimme. /grabby hands

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

SRSLY. I AM SUPER SAD IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL MOVIE. :( LIKE WHYYYY NOT? YOU HAVE TRICIA HELFER!!!! THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING EVERYONE WOULD GO SEE! AT LEAST...I WOULD. MULTIPLE TIMES. ;D

[sixphanel.livejournal.com]

*sighs* I watched this a while ago and I still wonder why it's not real, yup! D: IT'D BE SO AWESOME.
But.. idk, Machete was a trailer and got made into a full movie... fingers crossed? LOL.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE A MIRACULOUS GIFT IF THIS ACTUALLY BECAME SOMETHING REAL, BUT SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT. :( BUT DOESN'T IT JUST LOOK EPICALLY AMAZING? ;AKJDFKAS;LFDJASFD

[nicole-anell.livejournal.com]

AAAAH I KNOW. It's so sad to know it's not really a preview for a longer thing! TRICIA.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

I WAS HOPING IT WAS, BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAT THEY FILMED THAT WASN'T SHOWN OR SOMETHING. I WANT MORE TRICIAAAAA! AND WITH THE SEXY AND THE LULZ AND THE GORGEOUS PEOPLE.

[allodole.livejournal.com]

This looks awesome IT'S NOT REAL WHY :( :( lulzy dialogue, sexy ladies in leather, good music, delicious violence bare skin = MY CUP OF TEA OK.

UNF SEAN PATRICK FLANERY UNF my Boondock Saints-fangirl spirit likes.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I'M SADFACING EVERYWHERE BECAUSE AT FIRST I WAS LIKE OMG SHE'S IN SOMETHING NEW? :D BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS JUST A MUSIC VIDEO MOVIE-PARODY AND THEN I WAS ALL ;___; BECAUSE THIS WOULD BE LULZY AND EPIC IF IT REALLY WAS SOMETHING REAL. FOR REAL.

BUT AT LEAST IT'S STILL AWESOME NONETHELESS, AMIRITE?

[kitsu84.livejournal.com]

akjsndsk; TRICIA AND SEAN. TOGETHER. MY FANGIRL BRAIN IS UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS MUCH HOTNESS AT ONE GIVEN TIME.

Ugh, why isn't this a real movie? ;____;

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

IKR? JESUS, I WOULD LOVE THIS TO BE REAL. I WOULD BE ALL OVER IT LIKE GAIUS ON SIX. OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. XD

[secret-hotel.livejournal.com]

SEAN PATRICK FLANNERY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! Somewhere between Boondock Saints and the godawful, laughable sequel your face went to hell. ;_;

BUT TRICIA RULES ALL.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

ICON TWINS! ;D

TRICIA LOOKS GORGEOUS AND EMBODIES EVERYTHING AWESOME. ;D