WHY IS THIS NOT REAL?

[rogueslayer452]

"I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying Grace. Don't ask! You'll never know what I'm talking about!"

A PRODUCT THAT COULD VERY WELL BE QUENTIN TARANTIO AND ROBERT RODRIQUEZ'S LOVECHILD, BRINGING THE LULZ AND EPICNESS. OH, AND TRICIA MOTHERFRAKKIN' HELFER BRINGING SEXY TO THE PARTY. AS USUAL.

STILL, Y U NO REAL? I WOULD BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT LIKE, WHOA.

/randompostisrandom

Comments

[sixphanel.livejournal.com]

*sighs* I watched this a while ago and I still wonder why it's not real, yup! D: IT'D BE SO AWESOME.
But.. idk, Machete was a trailer and got made into a full movie... fingers crossed? LOL.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE A MIRACULOUS GIFT IF THIS ACTUALLY BECAME SOMETHING REAL, BUT SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT. :( BUT DOESN'T IT JUST LOOK EPICALLY AMAZING? ;AKJDFKAS;LFDJASFD