WHY IS THIS NOT REAL?

[rogueslayer452]

"I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying Grace. Don't ask! You'll never know what I'm talking about!"

A PRODUCT THAT COULD VERY WELL BE QUENTIN TARANTIO AND ROBERT RODRIQUEZ'S LOVECHILD, BRINGING THE LULZ AND EPICNESS. OH, AND TRICIA MOTHERFRAKKIN' HELFER BRINGING SEXY TO THE PARTY. AS USUAL.

STILL, Y U NO REAL? I WOULD BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT LIKE, WHOA.

/randompostisrandom

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[http://users.livejournal.com/sapphirestar_/]

WHY IS THIS NOT AN ACTUAL MOVIE FUCK MY LIFE

saw this a week or so ago, and totes loved it. i mean, a badass thing like this is amazing already, but with tricia helfer being all sexy and kickass? oh my god gimme gimme gimme. /grabby hands

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

SRSLY. I AM SUPER SAD IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL MOVIE. :( LIKE WHYYYY NOT? YOU HAVE TRICIA HELFER!!!! THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING EVERYONE WOULD GO SEE! AT LEAST...I WOULD. MULTIPLE TIMES. ;D