SPN: Cracktastic Spoiler Alerts

[rogueslayer452]

As you may or may not have heard, a late winter episode will obliterate the fourth wall by transporting Sam and Dean to an alt-uni where they are actors named Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki starring in a cult TV show called Supernatural. Wait, it gets wink-winkier: In this other dimension, Sam/Jared has a wife — and it’s none other than Padalecki’s real-life bride (and former ‘Supe costar) Genevieve Cortese!



LOL YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

We've known of the meta-filled episode for some time now, so that isn't very new or shocking. Just more cracked out every time I read about it, lol. Hopefully it'll be good and not painfully bad with second-hand embarrassment. Quite frankly I'm surprised that Genevieve is even going to be involved with Supernatural again, what with the backlash fandom had against her. Most fans would be foaming at the mouth wanting to throw anything at this girl because of her being back, regardless if it's as the character or herself. Not that I really care though, I bet she's only gonna appear on the screen for like two seconds and then disappear while other crazy shenanigans are happening.

WHATEVER. AS LONG AS WE GET MISHA PLAYING HIMSELF! OR MISHA PLAYING CASTIEL TRYING TO PLAY HIMSELF. THAT WOULD BE LOLARIOUS TO THE MAX! XD XD XD


Hide yo' virgins! A dragon (we're talking a dragon with ginormous wings) is breaking into people's houses and snatching up local girls wearing purity rings. For those who are interested in the cool monster factor of demon-hunting, this will be the episode for you. If you just want to see Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) working together and everything returning to sunshine and puppy dogs…maybe not the episode for you.

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DRAGON WITH GINORMOUS WINGS.

DRAGON WITH GINORMOUS WINGS

DRAGON WITH GINORMOUS WINGS

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TELL ME THIS MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON IS GONNA SPIT FIRE OR THAT DEAN IS GONNA HAVE TO GO INTO SOME TRI-WIZARD TOURNAMENT TO DEFEAT IT OR SOMETHING. LOL

In seriousness though, I'm not entirely sure I believe the description, unless they are completely abusing the special effects team just for dragon effects. I mean come on, we didn't get to have an epic angelical battle in the fifth season finale, why would they be wasting their monies on something like CGI dragons for some cracked out MOTW episode? Either it's not what we think it is or they'll half-ass it somewhat via filming tricks, idk. I mean, dragons are cool. I love dragons. I just don't know if this show can do them justice. I think I would leave that up to the anime, to be honest. Whatever though, I just have one thing to say:

I WANT THERE TO BE MOTHERFUCKING EPIC ANGEL WINGS ON THIS SHOW AGAIN, DAMMIT! EITHER THE SHADOWS OR ACTUALLY SHOWING THEM IN THEIR ENTIRETY. IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOW US DRAGON WINGS AS THE DESCRIPTION IS IMPLYING YOU BETTER SHOW US SOME ANGEL WINGS SOON, FOR REALS NOW. JUST SAYING.

Otherwise the episode description? Dragons snatching up virgins? IDEK ANYMORE WITH THIS SHOW.


Did anyone else hear the news that Dawn Ostroff is leaving the CW forever? About freaking time! Hallelujah! \O/

That woman is responsible for canceling some of the best programs the network has ever had, mostly because she never understood them or tried to alter them but once those alterations didn't pass she killed them off or whatever, making headway for the melodramatic bullshit that now plagues the network. Good riddance, I say. Hopefully the next president will actually have understanding and respect for the programs and their creators and won't belittle the intelligence of the fanbases of said shows.

Comments

[beckytheelf.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL OH MY BB. THIS SHOW HAS TURNED INTO SUCH A FUCKING JOKE OH GOD. I didn't even realize how ridic it was getting until I saw this post. You have opened my eyes, bb.
I am actually looking forward to the episode so I can LOL my ass off. I have reached the point where I just don't care anymore.
I swear, whenever Supernatural comes back, I have got to be stone-blind-deaf-falling-down-in-the-road-kind of wasted while watching the new episodes because I'm not sure if I will be able to handle it otherwise. Hahaha.
SUPERNATURAL: LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
Also, am STILL DAMN BITTER that they are bringing in Genevieve and leaving out Danneel. Hot, fine bitch is hot and fiiiiine. I don't hate on Gen because she's married to Jared: I'm a hater because of her non-existent acting skills. *kanyeshrug* Still don't like her but hey...it's only going to be *one* episode so perhaps fandom needs to stop shitting bricks?

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

THIS SEASON IS JUST ONE HUGE LAUGHABLE WTFUCKERY. EVERYTHING FROM THE LOLDRAGONS TO THIS AU META-BREAKING-THE-FOURTH-WALL EPISODE IT'S LIKE, HOW MUCH CRACKY AND BADFIC EPISODES ARE THEY GONNA PRODUCE BEFORE GETTING TO THE JUICIER/MORE EXCITING PLOT-FILLED ONES? SRSLY.

I mean I like some aspects to the theme of the plot they introduced, mostly regarding the civil war in Heaven and the purgatory mention, but it's how they've been handling the season so far that's been really bothering and frustrating me. Grrrr, this show.

SERIOUSLY. SUPERNATURAL NEEDS A SASSY GAY FRIEND TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO IT BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHOW? WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

I'm also confused on why they're adding Genevieve into the mix and not Danneel as well, unless they think it would be hilarious for Sam to have an epic freakout about seeing Ruby but realizing it's not really Ruby then, idk. But if they're bringing her in, knowing precisely the kind of reaction fans will have towards her because of the seething hatred she's received via this fandom, then why not Danneel? Hey if they want to piss off the tinhatters they better make it fair score on both ends, amirite?

I'm also not fond of her lack of acting abilities either, but I did hear a rumor way back last season they thought about bringing Gen back to play Ruby in either flashbacks or hallucinations. Of course I would prefer her NOT being Ruby ever again, so perhaps this is better? Unless her playing herself sucks just as much, lol.