I need a distraction from today...

Give me a character from any fandom I know at least fairly well, and I will tell you:

A) My OTP
B) The runner up
C) The anti-ship
D) My unpopular fannish opinion on said character
E) One person he/she never fell in love with, and why

You all know my fandoms. ;) I really need something to distract myself today. I'm not feeling my best with a mixture of allergies and a headache so, yeah. That or you can spam me with...things. I don't care. I just need this day to kinda go away. Blaah.