"I have a tryannosaurus prick"

[rogueslayer452]

I've never seen an episode of Nip/Tuck in my life, but this episode is particularly special because of two three particular reasons....


Misha Collins. Katee Sackhoff. Misha's abnormally large penis.

MISHA AND KATEE. CASTIEL AND STARBUCK, Y'ALL. MY FANGIRL BRAIN HAS S'PLODED, U GUISE. When I stated that I am loving crossovers between SPN and BSG I didn't mean to take it to such a literal level (aside from the many BSG cast guest-starring on SPN over the seasons), but I am so happy either way. Connections of six degrees, whee! While yeah they didn't actually have a conscious scene together (Misha was on the operating table about to get his peen deducted and Katee was there being all fascinated with how large it was as we all are bb), I can just imagine how the filming for that scene went. Lots of lolarity there!

Speaking of....OMG THAT BEGINNING SCENE WITH HIM! DAYUM HE'S FLEXIBLE!

I mean okay, seriously now, I cannot believe he did that. Or that he could actually do that move. I'm betting that was his audition scene when the casting directors were all "yep, this is the guy" because HOLY SHIT CAN HE TWIST HIMSELF INTO A PRETZEL! PLUS THE TONGUE ACTION! OMGOMGOMG! O_O

The rest of the episode was kinda funny but overall sort of depressing with the botoxing the baby stuff. I have absolutely no idea what's happening with these regular characters on the show, despite that longass previously in the beginning, but damn.

Also? Yay for this show being a cable show on primetime because hearing "shit" and "asshole" being uttered on my television is just a lovely thing, especially when it comes from Misha's mouth. Which, by the way, he looked scrumptious in this, the same with Katee. Two gorgeous people together in this show. Yowza. If only they could've had Tricia I think I would've died with happiness. AND KATEE GOT TO RIDE HER MOTORCYCLE ON THE SHOW! Yes bbs, that was Katee's actual motorcycle, because she and Trish ride together and it's fantastic and I loves it.

OH MISHA, THE THINGS I'M WILLING TO DO FOR YOU! AND KATEE, WHO I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE! :D :D :D


I'm going to bed tonight incredibly happy, thankyouverymuchMisha.

And let me just say, seeing an extended look into Watchmen and promos for Dollhouse and TSCC with watching mah Mish Mish? YES PLZ!

Comments

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT CAN HE TWIST HIMSELF INTO A PRETZEL!

LOL, I read that as "dazzle himself into a pretzel". Which is ALSO TRUE.

This episode made me so happy. I had no idea what was going on with the rest of the characters, but Mish Mish was SO AWESOME. Just when I didn't think I could love him more. (And he's so flexible. Jeebus. *salivates a little*) I can't wait until his scenes are on YT so I can watch them over and over and over...

Katee Sackhoff was a lovely, lovely surprise. I was like "OMG STARBUCK AND CASTIEL ~*~*~ OMG" and there was also Will from Alias, so yeah, I was fangasming. Does she really ride her motorcycle with Tricia Helfer? That mental image RULES.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

HEE! DAZZLE! XD He can dazzle pretty much anything, rly.

I literally laughed out loud, like I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was reading the reactions from mishaland and kept thinking it was going to be awesome, but never did I expect those images to actually entire my mind when he did...THOSE THINGS! I just, asl;kdfjaskdfj MISHA BB ILU PLZ DO ME RITE NAO, KTHX.

It's funny because I kept hearing things about Katee being in Nip/Tuck, and I thought it would be a different episode or the one after Misha's. It was a pleasant surprise seeing her ON THE SCREEN WITH MISHA! I kept thinking "omg plz wake up and have them eyesex each other, plzplzplz" or something. But having her talk about his huge peen, yeah, I'll take that too. The whole bits with her taking pictures of it was lolarious. ;D

Mental image? Have the real thing, bb (http://triciahelfer.com/blog/?page_id=256)! And here's a small but adorable video interview (http://www.latimes.com/classified/automotive/highway1/la-et-cycle11-2008jun11,0,6856132.story) with them about their motorbiking adventures. *g*

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Misha can dazzle Edward fucking Cullen, yo. He certainly dazzles me.

I expected the initial scene to end after he said "I can't stop sucking on it", like it did in the preview. BUT NO. IT JUST WENT ON. AND THEN HE TRIED TO TAKE HIS PANTS OFF FOR THEM AND HE FOLDED HIMSELF INTO PLOW AND LOLOLOLOL I WAS SMILING SO HARD AND GIGGLING AND IT WAS SO AWESOME.

I don't even mind that they didn't talk, because that was Katee Sackhoff taking pictures of herself with Misha Collins' tyrannosaurus prick. Really, it doesn't get better than that.

OMG, thank you! Haha, my RPSdar is tingling.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

LOL! XD

Me too, and even if it went longer I thought okay he'll just talk more. But then he stood up and then was all with the bendy and I was all "omg he's not gonna....OMG HE IS!" HE IS SOOO NOT GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN CUZ EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS FLEXIBILITY SKILL HE HAS, SRSLY.

I kinda want it to appear on SPN now. Like, Castiel suddenly starts stretching and bending in abnormal ways during fights or angel kung fuing....IT'S ALL PART OF THE CELESTIAL PACKAGE, BBS! XD

Hee, you're welcome! Tricia/Katee = adorable, f'reals. ♥

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

I was laughing too hard to even think. And LOL, seriously, I hope someone brings this up at a con. I just want to see his FACE when the question is asked.

I want it to appear on SPN as well, but in a different way. "Dean! Look what I've discovered this human body can do!"

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

Or his reaction if someone asks him to "demonstrate" that move. XD

HAHA! I can just imagine Castiel being so utterly intrigued with the capabilities of the human body while Dean is trying to not bust a gut laughing, or perhaps being fascinated with these new tricks Castiel has learned....

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

...I wonder if he would. Probably not, but, oh...

Dean would probably be simultaneously cracking up and aroused, just like everyone who watched that episode. XD

[bloodyfire.livejournal.com]

i know thats how i felt though less of the amused half ^_~

[bloodyfire.livejournal.com]

i am feeling everything you are right now. his ass, tongue, the flexibility! ugh i am dead misha you have killed me. anyone else love the little goatee thing he had going on as well?

no idea whats going on either but i do love julian mcmahnon ^_^ so yeah and that katee chick shes hot dunno her eithe rbut she looks familiar. but unf at misha..

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT GOATEE! HE WORKED IT WELL, THOUGH I WAS ALL FLAILING OVER HIM DOING THAT PLOW POSITION AND LOLING SO MUCH THAT I KINDA WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION! HAHA! UNF UNF UNF IS RIGHT!

KATEE = STARBUCK FROM BSG, BB! :D :D :D

[bloodyfire.livejournal.com]

i dont watch bsg ^^

but holy cow i loved misha attempting ti lick his pick. and ugh he has such a fine ass and srsly? he's actually that flexible *dies* i swear ive never desired a man as much as i do mish mish. self felatio.. kinda a kink of mine and misha suggesting he can and getting into position groping is own butt? *lies on floor as drooling mass*

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

then you should start! lol /shameless pimpage is shameless, sue me. ;p

INORITE? Holy shit, at first I was like no he's not going to, it'll be a body double or something. BUT THEN THEY SHOWED HIM ACTUALLY DOING IT AND I JUST ABOUT DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE! There's something about flexibility that I am just so...I mean, yeah. Incoherentness. And him groping himself just did it. I mean, hellooo Misha!

[bloodyfire.livejournal.com]

yeah misha just freaking killed me tonight (and i so should have watched!) because i had homeworks to do!!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

FJDKSLAF;JSK CASTIEL AND STARBUCK, HOLY HELL I TOTALLY THOUGHT OF YOU AND YOUR FIC. I KNEW KATEE WAS GUEST STARRING BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THE SAME EPISODE. OH MY FUCKING GOD WATCHING NOW BUT 20 MIN IN AND SO FAR HE'S ONLY HAD ONE SCENE. UHM THAT'S OKAY THOUGH FJDKSLA;FLKS;FJLK OMG HE IS REALLY THAT FLEXIBLE? OMG?

OMFG OMFFG SCENE TOGETHER TIME TO GO OMFG.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

NOW WE NEED KATEE TO GUEST STAR ON SPN, OMG THAT WOULD BE KINDA AWESOME! IDK WHY BUT IT WOULD. OR WE COULD'VE HAD SOME KATEE/MISHA/TRICIA ACTION GOING ON IF ONLY TRICIA HAD BEEN IN THIS EP TOO. MY BRAIN HAS S'PLODED WITH FANGASMY GLEE!

OMFG IS RIGHT! :DDD

[tracy.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSS, FUCK, DYING DYING DYING BRB.

ANYTHING WITH TRICIA AND KATEE TOGETHER IS ALREADY GOLDEN. AND ANYTHING WITH MISHA IN IT PERIOD IS GOLDEN. COMBINED? GOD, CANNOT COMPUTE.

[flood-and-fire.livejournal.com]

I havent watched nip/tuck in around two years so all through the previously i was like o_O christian and liz??? kimber and matt? baby? huh? botox? WTF IS GOING ONNNN???

was a very enjoyable episode, though, i must say, mainly because of mischa :) haha hasnt given me motivation to start watching the show again, though! its too convoluted for me!

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

I was so confused, but got the jist of things. But not really, y'know? Idek so, heh.

Misha was totes the best part about the ep, well besides Katee of course. And I do admit to like Julian, but heh, not enough to start watching. But yeah, Misha! :D

[kitsu84.livejournal.com]

OMFG. I had no idea Misha was that... bendy. And Katee? Oh, how gorgeous and sultry was she? *_*

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

Me neither! He's been holding out all of his secrets from us. Bendy!Misha will be on my brain for quite a while, yesindeedy. Katee was just, rawr! She was all unashamedly flirtatious and sexy and was all impressed with Misha's big peen. *g* Oh, how I love it.

[fresleyforever.livejournal.com]

OMG I NEED TO WATCH IT NAO!

I'M SO BEHIND-LIKE 2 SEASONS BUT I REALLY DONT CARE!

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

YES YOU DO! IT IS SOOOOO WORTH IT! :D

[kalikahuntress.livejournal.com]

I need to this episode now, meh, I hate being at work but this post has me so excited. I want to sleep woth both Katee and Misha quite badly, I am convinced in some alternate universe this can come true, and I suspect this episode will make this madness even worse for me.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

It's totally worth it, trust me.

Hee! Me too, bb, me too. Just add Tricia into that mix and we'd all explode from teh hawtness, I swear.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

YAWAI!!!!

ITA, IT IS ABSOLUTELY VITAL THAT YOU DO! MISHA AND KATEE ON THE SAME SCREEN TOGETHER = FANGASMING ALL OVER TEH PLACE! :D :D :D PLUS MISH MISH DOING BENDY THINGS WITH HIS BODY. HAWTHAWTHAWT!

[http://users.livejournal.com/radon_/]

OMG I JUST SAW THAT EPISODE OF NIP/TUCK. BTW THAT WAS TRICIA'S BIKE KATEE WAS RIDING. SO IT'S ALL GOOD.

MISHA COLLINS? MARRY ME NOW. PLEASE. OH MY GOD HIS BENDYNESS IS EPIC AND AWESOME AND GUH. -DIES- OH MISH ♥

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

*REFUSES THE URGE TO NOT MAKE KATEE-RIDING-TRICIA COMMENTS* DAMMIT! I FAIL MISERABLY! XDDD

I HEAR THAT. MISHA'S ABILITY TO FLEX LIKE THAT I JUST...I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT OTHER THAN SJD:FLKJSD:LFKJS:DF

[http://users.livejournal.com/radon_/]

-GROANS- HOW DID I KNOW THAT WAS COMING? LOL. TRICIA WAS TOTALLY FOLLOWING THEM ON KATEE'S BIKE JUST TO MAKE SURE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAPPENED.

IKR?! AND THAT TONGUE THING. OMGGGGGG.

dammit where did my castiel icon go?!