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rogueslayer452Here are the results from the fandom meme.
01. Oz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
02. Crazy Jane (Doom Patrol)
03. Zack Morris (Saved by the Bell)
04. Alia Atreides (Dune Chronicles)
05. Lan Xichen (The Untamed)
06. Alison DiLaurentis (Pretty Little Liars)
07. Jessica Jones (Jessica Jones)
08. Li Zhi (Detective Samoyeds)
09. Jaye (Wonderfalls)
10. Opal (Critical Role: Exandria Unlimited)
11. The Biologist / Ghost Bird (The Southern Reach Trilogy)
12. Carmilla Karnstein (Carmilla)
13. Amos Burton (The Expanse)
14. Inara Serra (Firefly)
15. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
Asked byitsnotmymind:
Seven and nine are vying for fifteen's love. Who does fifteen pick?
This is quite an interesting scenario. Obviously, Hannibal loves Will Graham so finding someone else isn't going to be his main priority. But considering that Jessica and Jaye have their own particular issues, Jessica with her trauma and Jaye with her, well, everything that she's dealing with inanimate objects talking to her and telling her weird things to do, I think Hannibal would have a field day with them. Not necessarily romantically, but just as patients. But in this hypothetical scenario, if he had to pick one of the two, I think it would probably be Jaye, she probably would be more open with talking to him about things and he would be fascinated with what's going on inside her mind. Jessica wouldn't really be enthused, and in fact I suspect that Jessica would cancel after a few sessions realizing how invasive Hannibal would be, and she's distrustful of most people in general, and probably find ways of doing background checks/spying on him which would lead to, um, well, interesting conclusions, to say the least. So yeah, Jaye.
(I also find this ironic since Jaye is played by the same actress who portrays Alana Bloom on Hannibal, so, heh.)
Who would make a better bodyguard: eight, eleven, or twelve?
Li Zhi, since he's had martial training and has shown, in canon, that he can not only defend others but fight incredibly well, he would definitely be the best bodyguard for sure. I think Carmilla would also qualify, mostly for her love of violence and being a vampire and all, she wouldn't hesitate to use her speed and super vampire strength to rip someone's head off. Also, both Li Zhi and Carmilla are intimidating when they need to be.
Asked bycruel_summer:
If you had to be stuck on a deserted island with one of these characters, who would you choose?
The Biologist, 100%. She's quite a survivalist, knows her way around nature and understands ecosystems, and considering the kinds of things she has witnessed when stranded alone in Area X I think being stranded with her (or Ghost Bird) on a random deserted island would, I would feel more at ease. I also would feel more comfortable, since we're both introverts.
Five and eight get into a fight. Who wins?
Lan Xichen versus Li Zhi. Well now, that's a fight I want to see!
In all seriousness, when taking into account that Lan Xichen is a cultivator while Li Zhi isn't, that wouldn't really be a fair fight. However, I do think that Lan Xichen would be considerate enough to not use his cultivation skills, at least in the beginning of the fight. They are both highly skilled at their martial fighting, so that is something that I would love to see, using of their swords. It's hard to tell who would win, though, because Lan Xichen would have the upper hand with his cultivation skills, and even without he is a Lan, and canonically they are quite strong. Li Zhi can hold his own well enough, but he's not a cultivator. So I think, overall, Lan Xichen would win, but I would also say that it would be a close call regardless.
Seven gets arrested- what are they arrested for?
Starting a fight (or finishing it). Breaking into someone's home or property and getting caught. Y'know, the stuff that Jessica would normally get herself arrested for, which she has been.
Asked bymegan_moonlight:
3 set up 10 and 14 on a blind date. Does the date go well? Do 10 and 14 end up dating? Are they mad at 3?
Zack Morris setting up Opal and Inara on a date? I think they would thank him because they would absolutely start dating.
As for the date itself, I think it would go well. Opal would absolutely find Inara gorgeous and be enamored by everything about her, complimenting her outfits and such. Inara, too, would find Opal enchanting and unique in her own way, as that's who Opal is, but once they start talking and getting to know one another I think they would be even more intrigued by the other. I also think that Opal would try so hard to flirt in her usual way, but Inara doesn't mind (and even says so) because she finds Opal charming. So yeah, they come out of that date with the intentions of having more dates, for sure. I don't think Opal even minds that Inara is a Companion because hey, a girl's gotta work and she understands that hustle of a career.
5 and 12 are body-swapped. How do they handle it?
I think they would be confused, but relatively roll with things. Lan Xichen and Carmilla come from worlds where such things are possible, so it wouldn't necessarily be the worst thing that happened to them, though I think they would be startled by this revelation and wanting desperately to try and reverse it so they can be in their own bodies again. Now the question is, do they have the abilities the other has when bodyswapped? Because Lan Xichen probably wouldn't do so well as a vampire, at least the drinking of blood aspect. Not that he wouldn't do it, it's just not something he would like. Carmilla would be puzzled by the cultivation aspect, but I think would work her way around it, and actually enjoy having different kind of abilities. Of course, I don't think either of them would pretend to be the other very well, Lan Xichen is far too nice and polite, and Carmilla wouldn't last a second without scowling and being rude to someone. So they would be found it quite quickly since neither would be convincing as the other.
2 and 6 end up being handcuffed together by a magical force and have to work together to get out of trouble. How well do they work together?
Oh, not at all. Jane and Alison would both be miserable at the prospect of being handcuffed together. I think they would try to work together, but it would go awry pretty quickly. Alison has a way of getting around certain means of trouble, although trouble does inevitably keep finding her regardless, and Jane, well, considering she has 64 other personalities that emerge she is the more sensible one but even can't help but get into trouble. She hates authority and would rather get into a fight than run away. So, yeah.
1 and 7 are roommates. How does that go for them?
I think pretty good, actually. Oz is a relatively chill guy, and although Jessica wouldn't like the idea of having a roommate she would make do and actually not mind him too much.
In fact, I think Oz would be the perfect roommate for Jessica. He rolls with whatever weird nonsense that occurs, he minds his own business, if Jessica tells him to do something in relation to her work he would do so, no sweat. The only issue would be him turning into a werewolf every full moon, which, although she might find it strange, it wouldn't be the strangest thing Jessica would have to deal with. She does have superpowers, after all, and I think she would be able to handle his werewolf cagey rules once a month.
Who would win a prank war, 4 and 13?
Alia and Amos getting into a prank war, now that's an interesting image. I honestly don't really know. I think it would just be more playful banter than anything else (similar to how Amos and Bobbie were in The Expanse) and I can see them kind of riling each other up that way, but prank wise, I'm not entirely sure.
Asked bytellshannon815:
How would 1 and 14 get along if they found themselves the last two people on Earth?
Pretty good, I would think. Oz and Inara kind of match each other's calm personalities quite well that, despite the devastating revelation that they are the only people left on Earth, they would find solace with each other and keep the other calm. I would think that Inara would be initially a little startled by Oz's werewolf predicament, but she doesn't judge, and considering her experience with Reavers, him being a werewolf is quite tame in comparison.
Asked byelizalavelle:
1 and 7 go to a super fancy restaurant together. What do they each order?
I mean, fancy restaurants weren't really be their style. But for this prompt, I would think that both would try to order something that slightly resembles a burger in some way, or something that looks like it could be fast food even though it's clearly not. They would probably make fun of the way the menu would name the dishes, Oz being more perplexed by what he's ordering and Jessica just flat-out being herself in that straightforward kind of way of being like, "the fuck is this? Yeah I'll take that, whatever" way.
6 and 14 get trapped in a warehouse overnight - what do they do to pass the time?
Initially, try to find a way out of the warehouse, since they're smart women who are able to be resourceful when times are tough. Aside from that though, I think they would just sit around and talk, most likely. While Alison might be reluctant to share more personal sides of herself, Inara would be more than understanding and they could just talk about, well, whatever. And depending on what type of warehouse it is, perhaps rummage around and see what they can find, especially in terms for food. But otherwise, I don't think they would get into much trouble. Younger!Alison might've, for sure, but for this scenario I'm picturing her as being older and a bit wiser with everything she's gone through to know that you don't fuck around with things unless you want to get yourself caught, or worse. And I think she would trust Inara, despite her nature at this point to not trust anyone she doesn't immediately know.
15 recommends a book to 3 - what book do they recommend?
Hannibal recommending a book to Zack Morris....I'm honestly not sure? Something to do with psychology, I suppose, or at least some kind of self-help book of sorts.
2 really wants 11 to watch their favourite movie - what movie is it and how does 2 convince 11?
I think Jane would want to watch something of the horror film genre, not entirely sure what but I think she would want to watch some kind of cheesy slasher flick. As far as convincing The Biologist, well, I don't really necessarily think The Biologist would really care either way. Sit in a room just watching a movie, not talking (or, rather, if there is talking Jane would most likely just do commentary, her and whichever of the other personalities emerge anyway), she would be down with that. So convincing her wouldn't take anything at all.
Asked byfacethestrange:
Would 11 prefer to be friends with 1 or 15?
The Biologist is an introverted person who prefers to be alone than with people, but of the two I'd think Oz would be better suited for her. Hannibal would psychoanalyze her and she's already dealt with people attempting to figure her out, and wouldn't really appreciate that.
7 and 13 prepare a surprise gift for 2. What is it?
I think they would just get her some alcohol, which is, like, the thing that Jessica and Amos would do for a surprise gift to someone, to be quite honest. Especially Jessica. She's not the best gift-giver, but knows that booze is good for any occasion regardless. Only this time, the alcohol is top shelf quality. And Jane would be appreciative.
This was honestly so much fun. I've missed doing fandom memes like this, with combining different characters from different fandoms and imagining what kind of wacky scenarios and shenanigans they would get into.
01. Oz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
02. Crazy Jane (Doom Patrol)
03. Zack Morris (Saved by the Bell)
04. Alia Atreides (Dune Chronicles)
05. Lan Xichen (The Untamed)
06. Alison DiLaurentis (Pretty Little Liars)
07. Jessica Jones (Jessica Jones)
08. Li Zhi (Detective Samoyeds)
09. Jaye (Wonderfalls)
10. Opal (Critical Role: Exandria Unlimited)
11. The Biologist / Ghost Bird (The Southern Reach Trilogy)
12. Carmilla Karnstein (Carmilla)
13. Amos Burton (The Expanse)
14. Inara Serra (Firefly)
15. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
Asked by
itsnotmymind:Seven and nine are vying for fifteen's love. Who does fifteen pick?
This is quite an interesting scenario. Obviously, Hannibal loves Will Graham so finding someone else isn't going to be his main priority. But considering that Jessica and Jaye have their own particular issues, Jessica with her trauma and Jaye with her, well, everything that she's dealing with inanimate objects talking to her and telling her weird things to do, I think Hannibal would have a field day with them. Not necessarily romantically, but just as patients. But in this hypothetical scenario, if he had to pick one of the two, I think it would probably be Jaye, she probably would be more open with talking to him about things and he would be fascinated with what's going on inside her mind. Jessica wouldn't really be enthused, and in fact I suspect that Jessica would cancel after a few sessions realizing how invasive Hannibal would be, and she's distrustful of most people in general, and probably find ways of doing background checks/spying on him which would lead to, um, well, interesting conclusions, to say the least. So yeah, Jaye.
(I also find this ironic since Jaye is played by the same actress who portrays Alana Bloom on Hannibal, so, heh.)
Who would make a better bodyguard: eight, eleven, or twelve?
Li Zhi, since he's had martial training and has shown, in canon, that he can not only defend others but fight incredibly well, he would definitely be the best bodyguard for sure. I think Carmilla would also qualify, mostly for her love of violence and being a vampire and all, she wouldn't hesitate to use her speed and super vampire strength to rip someone's head off. Also, both Li Zhi and Carmilla are intimidating when they need to be.
Asked by
cruel_summer:If you had to be stuck on a deserted island with one of these characters, who would you choose?
The Biologist, 100%. She's quite a survivalist, knows her way around nature and understands ecosystems, and considering the kinds of things she has witnessed when stranded alone in Area X I think being stranded with her (or Ghost Bird) on a random deserted island would, I would feel more at ease. I also would feel more comfortable, since we're both introverts.
Five and eight get into a fight. Who wins?
Lan Xichen versus Li Zhi. Well now, that's a fight I want to see!
In all seriousness, when taking into account that Lan Xichen is a cultivator while Li Zhi isn't, that wouldn't really be a fair fight. However, I do think that Lan Xichen would be considerate enough to not use his cultivation skills, at least in the beginning of the fight. They are both highly skilled at their martial fighting, so that is something that I would love to see, using of their swords. It's hard to tell who would win, though, because Lan Xichen would have the upper hand with his cultivation skills, and even without he is a Lan, and canonically they are quite strong. Li Zhi can hold his own well enough, but he's not a cultivator. So I think, overall, Lan Xichen would win, but I would also say that it would be a close call regardless.
Seven gets arrested- what are they arrested for?
Starting a fight (or finishing it). Breaking into someone's home or property and getting caught. Y'know, the stuff that Jessica would normally get herself arrested for, which she has been.
Asked by
megan_moonlight:3 set up 10 and 14 on a blind date. Does the date go well? Do 10 and 14 end up dating? Are they mad at 3?
Zack Morris setting up Opal and Inara on a date? I think they would thank him because they would absolutely start dating.
As for the date itself, I think it would go well. Opal would absolutely find Inara gorgeous and be enamored by everything about her, complimenting her outfits and such. Inara, too, would find Opal enchanting and unique in her own way, as that's who Opal is, but once they start talking and getting to know one another I think they would be even more intrigued by the other. I also think that Opal would try so hard to flirt in her usual way, but Inara doesn't mind (and even says so) because she finds Opal charming. So yeah, they come out of that date with the intentions of having more dates, for sure. I don't think Opal even minds that Inara is a Companion because hey, a girl's gotta work and she understands that hustle of a career.
5 and 12 are body-swapped. How do they handle it?
I think they would be confused, but relatively roll with things. Lan Xichen and Carmilla come from worlds where such things are possible, so it wouldn't necessarily be the worst thing that happened to them, though I think they would be startled by this revelation and wanting desperately to try and reverse it so they can be in their own bodies again. Now the question is, do they have the abilities the other has when bodyswapped? Because Lan Xichen probably wouldn't do so well as a vampire, at least the drinking of blood aspect. Not that he wouldn't do it, it's just not something he would like. Carmilla would be puzzled by the cultivation aspect, but I think would work her way around it, and actually enjoy having different kind of abilities. Of course, I don't think either of them would pretend to be the other very well, Lan Xichen is far too nice and polite, and Carmilla wouldn't last a second without scowling and being rude to someone. So they would be found it quite quickly since neither would be convincing as the other.
2 and 6 end up being handcuffed together by a magical force and have to work together to get out of trouble. How well do they work together?
Oh, not at all. Jane and Alison would both be miserable at the prospect of being handcuffed together. I think they would try to work together, but it would go awry pretty quickly. Alison has a way of getting around certain means of trouble, although trouble does inevitably keep finding her regardless, and Jane, well, considering she has 64 other personalities that emerge she is the more sensible one but even can't help but get into trouble. She hates authority and would rather get into a fight than run away. So, yeah.
1 and 7 are roommates. How does that go for them?
I think pretty good, actually. Oz is a relatively chill guy, and although Jessica wouldn't like the idea of having a roommate she would make do and actually not mind him too much.
In fact, I think Oz would be the perfect roommate for Jessica. He rolls with whatever weird nonsense that occurs, he minds his own business, if Jessica tells him to do something in relation to her work he would do so, no sweat. The only issue would be him turning into a werewolf every full moon, which, although she might find it strange, it wouldn't be the strangest thing Jessica would have to deal with. She does have superpowers, after all, and I think she would be able to handle his werewolf cagey rules once a month.
Who would win a prank war, 4 and 13?
Alia and Amos getting into a prank war, now that's an interesting image. I honestly don't really know. I think it would just be more playful banter than anything else (similar to how Amos and Bobbie were in The Expanse) and I can see them kind of riling each other up that way, but prank wise, I'm not entirely sure.
Asked by
tellshannon815:How would 1 and 14 get along if they found themselves the last two people on Earth?
Pretty good, I would think. Oz and Inara kind of match each other's calm personalities quite well that, despite the devastating revelation that they are the only people left on Earth, they would find solace with each other and keep the other calm. I would think that Inara would be initially a little startled by Oz's werewolf predicament, but she doesn't judge, and considering her experience with Reavers, him being a werewolf is quite tame in comparison.
Asked by
elizalavelle:1 and 7 go to a super fancy restaurant together. What do they each order?
I mean, fancy restaurants weren't really be their style. But for this prompt, I would think that both would try to order something that slightly resembles a burger in some way, or something that looks like it could be fast food even though it's clearly not. They would probably make fun of the way the menu would name the dishes, Oz being more perplexed by what he's ordering and Jessica just flat-out being herself in that straightforward kind of way of being like, "the fuck is this? Yeah I'll take that, whatever" way.
6 and 14 get trapped in a warehouse overnight - what do they do to pass the time?
Initially, try to find a way out of the warehouse, since they're smart women who are able to be resourceful when times are tough. Aside from that though, I think they would just sit around and talk, most likely. While Alison might be reluctant to share more personal sides of herself, Inara would be more than understanding and they could just talk about, well, whatever. And depending on what type of warehouse it is, perhaps rummage around and see what they can find, especially in terms for food. But otherwise, I don't think they would get into much trouble. Younger!Alison might've, for sure, but for this scenario I'm picturing her as being older and a bit wiser with everything she's gone through to know that you don't fuck around with things unless you want to get yourself caught, or worse. And I think she would trust Inara, despite her nature at this point to not trust anyone she doesn't immediately know.
15 recommends a book to 3 - what book do they recommend?
Hannibal recommending a book to Zack Morris....I'm honestly not sure? Something to do with psychology, I suppose, or at least some kind of self-help book of sorts.
2 really wants 11 to watch their favourite movie - what movie is it and how does 2 convince 11?
I think Jane would want to watch something of the horror film genre, not entirely sure what but I think she would want to watch some kind of cheesy slasher flick. As far as convincing The Biologist, well, I don't really necessarily think The Biologist would really care either way. Sit in a room just watching a movie, not talking (or, rather, if there is talking Jane would most likely just do commentary, her and whichever of the other personalities emerge anyway), she would be down with that. So convincing her wouldn't take anything at all.
Asked by
facethestrange:Would 11 prefer to be friends with 1 or 15?
The Biologist is an introverted person who prefers to be alone than with people, but of the two I'd think Oz would be better suited for her. Hannibal would psychoanalyze her and she's already dealt with people attempting to figure her out, and wouldn't really appreciate that.
7 and 13 prepare a surprise gift for 2. What is it?
I think they would just get her some alcohol, which is, like, the thing that Jessica and Amos would do for a surprise gift to someone, to be quite honest. Especially Jessica. She's not the best gift-giver, but knows that booze is good for any occasion regardless. Only this time, the alcohol is top shelf quality. And Jane would be appreciative.
This was honestly so much fun. I've missed doing fandom memes like this, with combining different characters from different fandoms and imagining what kind of wacky scenarios and shenanigans they would get into.
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Date: 2022-04-21 08:34 pm (UTC)