WHY IS THIS NOT REAL?

"I once choked a chupacabra to death with my own bare hands for not saying Grace. Don't ask! You'll never know what I'm talking about!"

A PRODUCT THAT COULD VERY WELL BE QUENTIN TARANTIO AND ROBERT RODRIQUEZ'S LOVECHILD, BRINGING THE LULZ AND EPICNESS. OH, AND TRICIA MOTHERFRAKKIN' HELFER BRINGING SEXY TO THE PARTY. AS USUAL.

STILL, Y U NO REAL? I WOULD BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT LIKE, WHOA.

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