House M.D.: "Who's Your Daddy?" Episode Reaction

[rogueslayer452]

House injecting himself with needles; very reminescent to Sherlock Holmes and his addiction to Opium (duh, because his character was inspired by Holmes, but I was watching an episode of Sherlock just before seeing this episode so, yeah). Poor House, his leg hurting more and more. Though I liked that walking around, or rather pacing as it seemed, helped clear his mind from the pain temporarily.

Cuddy! House! Cuddy asking House for help (with something as private as injecting her in the bottocks). EEEE!! House/Cuddy OTP, for sure.

I wanted Cuddy's shirt. Seriously, that was simply gorgeous and frilly. Me wants the precious.

Katrina victim girl patient, with hallucinations, believing that the man taking her home with him is actually her father, crapping from her mouth. Hmmm, sounds like a typical House case to me. Mysterious. Plus, the "everybody lies" infamous quotation definitely applies here.

Clinic duty was short, however enjoyable. Yay.

The massage girl was back....and apparently doing something that looked like she was giving him a handjob when it really wasn't. Damn, that wasn't quite subtle --- but hilarious as hell. And Cameron's reaction! WILSON'S reaction! Hee.

"Yes, Mistress." HEEE!!

Please, please, please have Cuddy ask House to donate sperm for her. Either that, or just have sex already for goodness sakes! Having her walking into his office like that, her expression mixed with emotion and appreciation for what he'd done for her and possibly flushing about what she was thinking about, boinking him then and there. They'd have such pretty babies, for real now. Pretty and snarktastically intelligent children, they would become.

For the preview for the finale: Oh My God!

Comments

[cadence-k.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. I saw this comment and totally didn't see that it was you who made it. So I was going to respond by saying, "I don't know you, but I had the exact same reaction!" Yeah. And then I saw that I did know you :)

Dude. He punched Wilson. WHY!??!?!??! Also... *snuggles Wilson* I can NOT wait until the next episode and then I can't wait until the next season. I so love this show!

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

OMIGOD, CADY, YOU DISOWNED ME I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

Nah, it's okay. A) I was using my seldom seen "ONLY DOCTORS TALKING NOW" icon, and B) You don't know my brother, so technically, you were half right. :P

Dude, for serious, first he's going to go and father Cuddy's baby -- we are speculating wildly here at this juncture -- which will make Wilson jealous, because who will adopt Chinese babies with Wilson if House is off artificially inseminating Cuddy, hmm? And then he goes and punches him? And also he stole his lunch. So much angst for poor sweet Wilson! *comforts him. With more lunch.*

This show is crack. Delicious crack.

*beat* I'm sorry, I'd like to mention that I've been writing porn Bible stories for the past several hours and my brain has turned to CRAZY.

[cadence-k.livejournal.com]

I'M SO SORRY! *begs forgiveness*

See, I think Wilson AND House should father Cuddy's baby. It will be like some bad crack!fic, with the baby magically being both Wilson and House's child. And then they can all raise the baby together and live happily snarkily ever after.

Honestly, that is how it should happen. I will be very upset if the plot does not going exactly as I just described it. There will be letters of complaint! :)

You've been writing mysterious pornBibleporn stories and I've had two glasses of wine. We can be crazy together!

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

*giggle* No, that's exactly what I said to my brother! It went like this, it was awesome:

Cuddy: Someone like you?
House: Someone you like.
Carly: Oh my God, WILSON should do it, because everyone likes Wilson! And then he and House and Cuddy could all raise the baby together! On a farm!
Alex: Dude, House would be worthless on a farm. What could he do . . . ? Well, I guess he could milk the cow--
Carly: No, he couldn't. You have to sit all cramped up on a stool to milk a cow, with your leg all bent. But he could hit a cow with his cane. But you're not listening to me, about the love.
Alex: Dude, shut up, the patient's going all insane again.

My brother says "dude a lot." But the point here is that you and I are psychically linked -- see, cuz we're crazy together up there, see see! -- and that House and Wilson are destined to raise Cuddy's baby.

Or . . . something.

It's proven. By science.

And it's not mysterious pornBibleporn stories. It's my femslash_minis story and also a B/A fluffsex fic for ba4ever and southernbangel as penance for "Phone Sex." More the latter than the former, sadly -- since the former has a deadline -- and I don't think the femslash_minis is going to have porn; I just can't work the pairing to have porn. Crikey.

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Christ, you're obviously using my brain -- I kept having flashsides to A Home At The End Of The World. (Don't know what my brother thought, though -- I'll find out tomorrow.)

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

This show is crack. Delicious crack.

That it is, that it is. And that description you used for the House/Cuddy/Wilson triangle and angstiness is just pure crackalious that if you sent that to the creators and writers of the show, they'd must likely place something like that into future episodes. Or, this could be me with my high hopes.

Hee, House stealing Wilson's lunch; he always does steal his food, doesn't he? They are such boys, I swear. It's entertaining to watch, e.g. the pranking when Wilson was staying at him. Priceless stuff!

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

And that description you used for the House/Cuddy/Wilson triangle and angstiness is just pure crackalious that if you sent that to the creators and writers of the show, they'd must likely place something like that into future episodes.

Hee, don't tempt me, cuz I'll do it!

It's entertaining to watch, e.g. the pranking when Wilson was staying at him. Priceless stuff!

I lurve them and they need to get married. Stat.

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

I lurve them and they need to get married. Stat.

Major word. The writers just love teasing us with their subtextiness, don't they?