April Question Meme: Day One

Asked by orangerful:

I demand a post from bizarro-world rogueslayer452 for April fool's day!

(Note: Due to my dislike of April Fool's, and after thinking long and hard about how to approach this first question/request, I decided to make a tiny list version of what the bizarro version of myself would be like instead of an actual fake post. So, I'm hoping this will suffice?)

( Get a small taste on what Bizarro!Me would be like.... )